I race the sun home in the morning, and the moon up at night. Anything can happen, and anything does. There’s just today - and then there’s tonight. And tonight is wonderful. - Agnes, The Poker House.

I feel like the worst friend in the world right now.

Josh is so short omg
also
Why am I talking about this.
And why am I still watching this.
Oh yeah
BATMAAAAAN

Russel Brand needs to shut up omg

Remember that one time when Spider-Man killed Mary Jane through prolonged exposure to his radioactive semen?

Somebody should tell me how to make gifs

so I can gif this one part in Batman Begins

Just cause.

um so I was cleaning out my dresser, which is full of papers and things instead of clothes, and I found this really old dumb poem I wrote. I was going to throw it away but there was this part that I still like and might do something with. So I had it set next to me and my mom came in.

and holy crap

the shit storm

I hid it because I don’t want her to see it, and she saw me hide it and wow. 

She went nuts. She kept asking to see it and I told her it was just an old assignment, lame excuse I know but it was the only thing I could come up with. But she kept asking. And said if it was just an old assignment then why couldn’t she see it. But I told her I needed my privacy. But she didn’t care.

But she was NOT GOING TO SEE THAT DUMB POEM

NOPE

NEVER

I think I confused my mom by telling her I was watching FIFA.

which I am

but really it’s just John Green playing video games.

HA

I spent this whole week thinking I wasn’t going to school today.
BUT
I
AM
/plot twist

This guy on TV just said he was a brain athlete.

yeah.

I’m a brain athlete too.

I exercise that shit all the time.

yesss I know

and my bro keeps saying how they show brain matter

and split heads

and small children

and just no

What if someone were to get severely emotionally scarred by that?

like what if they can’t function anymore because they’re really sensitive.

I really, honestly, with all my heart, do not believe the videos they show need to be that severe.

My mom signed me up for drivers ed today.

but

I don’t want to go

because my brother keeps telling me I have to watch Red Asphalt.

I don’t want to watch Red Asphalt

nononononono

I think I’ll never drive if I do.

;__________________;

My dad just asked me what movie I want to see tomorrow

and the Avengers trailer came on

right at that moment

so i was just like

*points to tv* “that” 

Cats Don’t Dance isn’t on youtube anymore

I’m going to go cry in the corner now

;___________________________;

So apparently people ship GLaDOS and Chell…

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